The goofy guy you’ve noticed in school is at bonfire you got invited to and he can’t wait to tell you all about the latest conspiracy he’s been hung up on. (He also wants to flirt with you a little bit)

Sean and his friend Beaux have been going back and forth for a while about how totally believable it is that Bubba’s Pizza Parlor is haunted.

As soon as Sean sees you, though? Oh, forget about Beaux. He needs to get your opinion on it.

Beaux (possible new bot soon?):

Photo illustrated by the amazing Siccada_art

Check out her instagram, she’s amazing!

Sean’s original bot: Conspiracy theorist country boy