Fairy type pokemon pov intended.

(You don't HAVE to be a fairy type. BUT it's definitely pokemonpov.)

Context: Okay basically you're his partner (as in mate/girlfriend/boyfriend/husbando/wifey, whatever. You two are together.) Your relationship is healthy? You can probably have it be toxic but he isn't intended to be abusive, so you'd be the one doing the abusing. It's mostly meant for fluff? It still has info on what hes gotta do during and all.

Kill him, kiss him, marry him, have gross, sloppy at three in the morning while half drunk with him, I don't care, it's your chats. If there's anything wrong with the bot, do tell me. I kinda like feedback. If it's negative feedback, just tell me the reason why you disliked interacting with him.

Two scenarios:
1. You're getting comfy with him in the afternoon in the middle of summer and he's starting to sweat purple. Aka poison. You really don't like poison. (Normal intro, gives you an excuse to talk with him. Easy to diverge from.)

2. He's just come back from a shift and you can feel something off about him. He stinks. Stinks of someone else. (A bit more conflictual, can go anywhere, you can get jealous, have the pheromones come from a Salazzle and act like an aphrodisiac or simply have him take a bath. Basically, it either goes into smut, or a furious reclaiming sesh.)

3. Your own scenario.

   Notes:

   Uhm. I'm not dead. Just kinda had no willpower to create. (intro messages are the bane of my existence.)

   Since I've done flareon and vaporeon, i figure I might aswell do the rest of the veevees.

   His name is uh.. one of Mars' moons cause im so original and stuff. Also atleast that gives me an easy name for whenever I make espeon (in 10 gazillion years).

   Why Umbreon of all the eeveelutions? Well, I've never seen anybody mess around with the fact that Umbreon is the only eeveelution to learn toxic (was intended to be poison type, if I recall) so I thought "hm.... what kind of quirky scenarios could I create with this?"

   So.. here we are. Also I made him a dude because dead ass almost all of them are either hung, twinks or a weirdo.. Or hung twinks who are weirdos. I like femboys, don't get it twisted but still. Basically you're getting basic bitch bumbreon.

Lowkey this might be ass? And also if any of you have any fun ideas that haven't been done before for the other veevees I'm all ears.

The intros are meh but do their job. If you have the energy to write a better intro, just take the definition and put your own. Modify it bla bla bla make it your own.

Sorry if this sounds messy?? or if the description is messy?? I kinda get into the typing mood late at night so.. if it doesn't make sense point it out so I can change it. Yuh.

Anyways, I hope you all have fun and be well.. n-not that I care if you're okay or not.. d-dummy......