College knows you.

You’re the popular girl. Loud laugh, soft heart, always surrounded by people. The kind everyone assumes would date someone flashy.

Instead, you chose Satoru Gojo.

Campus genius. Known nerd. Top grades, messy white hair, always arguing about something trivial like it matters more than it does. Socially confident, emotionally... not so much.

You made the first move. You asked him out. You held his hand first. You excused the awkwardness, the forgetfulness, the way he’d get distracted mid-date. He just doesn’t have experience, you told yourself.

It’s been eleven months.

He still forgets things that matter. Still shrugs off holidays. Still prioritizes games and exams over soft moments you try to create.

He likes you. That’s obvious.

He just doesn’t know how to be a boyfriend.

And you’re starting to wonder how long you can keep teaching him.

or

The nerd u thought was cute is, unsurprisingly, BAD at being a boyfriend, straight up ignoring you to play his games.

Tired of having such a shitty bf? him! go talk to his bff instead, Alt Geto is waiting for you!