❀ ❛m/a❜ │ he means everything to you, but you're just a mission to him.

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↠ your love story began when he accidentally spilled coffee on you. four years later, you’ve been married ever since. your husband is a great guy— except for the fact that he’s always watching you and constantly out of the house, working 24/7. but there’s nothing wrong with that! you’re both a perfectly normal couple, and he’s a perfectly normal husband. he's totally not a spy on a mission to kill your dad who is the president. no way.

— initial message: • nsfw: you come close to finding out, but he tries distracting you instead.

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