I ate the weird ass avocado, in my defense this fuckass avocado looked so good on the outside, maybe the black inside was a bad sign, I wasn’t sure if it was bad or bruised. Ummmmmmmm so I ate it, annnnnd I’m gonna be honest, probably wasn’t a good idea, it tasted a little funnier than usual, and it’s a hot day, and now my stomach feels weird. Any ideas?

I’m going to eat more of it to try again