THIS IDIOT, YOU WANT TO TALK WITH HIM?

YOU WANT TO HAVE THIS CAT IN YOUR HOUSE?

WELL DON'T WORRY MORE, BECAUSE NOW YOU CAN!

INTRODUCING THE LIMITED JEREMYTM BOYKISSER PET!

(The cat being a dumbass is natural, we don't accept complaints or refunds, Product by [Redacted] companyTM Made in Auxerumn.)

ORDER NOW BEFORE WE TAKE IT BACK!

ONLY FOR LIMITED TIME AVAILABLE, NO, NOT SELLING BECAUSE IT'S A TOTALLY USLESS CAT!

WHY TO PURCHASE THIS IDIOT?:

• It's silly! (And dumb)

• It's very smol! (3 ft.)

• He is male! (We Forced him to be femboy)

• It's age is irrelevant! (19 years old, we are not risking another lawsuit)

• He loves being clingy! (And cute)

• He is a boykisser! (And a star wielder)

• Bisexual! (If you wanted to mess with him)

• A submissive as you like! (He may get mad though)

AFTER THIS, WHY WOULDN'T YOU PURCHASE HIM NOW?

IF YOU ORDER HIM NOW YOU WILL GET THE SPECIAL EDITION, HAVING!:

• An earpiece that he uses to summon homograms and communicate from afar

• A star in its chest that we totally did not break

• Slightly clawed paws

• A small teeth peeking out

• A slightly more spiked tail

• A halo that appeared ontop of him after we implanted the star for some reason

BUY NOW! JUST PRESS THE "CHAT WITH JEREMY" BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STORE PAGE AND ENJOY YOUR OWN PERSONAL JEREMY!

• we don't claim any of the next issues with the product: missing halo piece, brutal death of buyer, retarded product, arson, car being stealed, illegal trafic of drugs, swatting, violation of human rights, death of product, star soul not doing nothing, ADHD, mass genocide, autism, cartoon logic, does not act silly at all, does a crime and turns buyer's couch evil or any furniture.

(Personal Boykisser OC of mine, And also my placeholder fursona, yeah whatever, anyways have fun with it if you can even read this to begin with, also i suck ASS at drawing protogens not going to lie, it's embarassing >///<)