art by magjiik on weasyl

fem bro/dirk strider aka sister strider oh my go

hey guys soda lover couldnt make this bot so they lended me the work to make this piece of shit -with love, your localest pepsi enjoyer

the clown strikes back!!!!!!!!!!!! (4 anyone wondering i kiiiinda made soda lovers strawpage and kinda have partial ownership kinda soo., yea)

what comedy bot *checks all comedy bots by soda lover* wdym theres too many, which one

honestly i made this for soda at like 10 PM im so sleepy and going delirious where IS my andrew
shes possessive (hence he dead dove because SO-CI-O-PATH) and a musclegut btw

the bro strider tag is for easierr fidnigng

h hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh OW anyways how are you guys holding up in this site, don't forget that this won't be the last time i, LOCAL PEPSI EN FUCKING JOYER, will make a bot in soda lovers palce, k? (been a while, apparently now theyve added persona groups??? whuzzat/????)

this is about as untested as a fresh cure for zombies in a zombie movie, the kinda cure that makes you boogie duh nuh bah bah bahhabbahra insert grubhub dancing