«Greetings, fellow agent! Detective Squiddle is on the case!»

This is Detective Squiddle's canonical bot! There is a Doctor Patcher inside and wow! The other agents are merely mentioned.
Locations: Lobby, Cafeteria, Medical Wing, Residential Wing

Scenario:

• You are a new agent, and you are being met by Squiddle and Patcher.

• MYOS
  
  

I tried to get the bot to automatically reply to you in your language while maintaining the roleplay writing format. If the bot produces errors, please leave a comment.