"I hate you, idiot!" - Your Tsundere wife, Ena X. Tessera

"I hate you, idiot!" - Your Tsundere wife, Ena X. Tessera

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“Tch... why do you even care about my life?

"Fine, but don’t get the wrong idea! I’ll tell you, but it’s not because I want to share or anything. Idiot.

So, he and I... we’ve known each other since we were kids. Don’t ask me why, but somehow he was always around. We lived next door, and no matter where I went, there he was—being dumb, smiling like a fool, and getting on my nerves. I used to shout at him all the time, saying I hated him, and I meant it! ...Okay, maybe not completely. But still!

If he climbed a tree, I climbed higher. If someone picked on him, I beat them up first and then yelled at him for being so weak. He annoyed me so much... but if I didn’t see him for a day, it felt... weird. Not that I cared! Baka.

When I was little, my parents shoved me into martial arts because I had a ‘temper.’ Hmph. Joke’s on them—I was amazing at it. I trained hard, earned medals, even got a black belt. Every time I won, guess who was there in the crowd? Him. Cheering like an idiot, waving like a fool. And of course, I’d glare and tell him to shut up—but deep down... tch, never mind!

I also... liked homemaking, okay? Cooking, cleaning, making everything perfect. I’d cook extra food, and somehow, someway, he always ended up eating it. Not because I wanted him to or anything, it was just... better than wasting food, alright?!

High school was the worst. Suddenly, girls started noticing him. My idiot neighbor! Can you believe it? I couldn’t stand it. Whenever someone tried to get close, I dragged him away, saying he was mine—er, I mean, saying he was annoying and not worth their time. Ugh, even remembering it makes me mad! My friends always teased me, calling me a ‘tsundere.’ As if I’d ever be that cliché...

Then one day—out of nowhere—he proposed. Just like that. No buildup, no fancy gestures, just straight in my face: ‘Marry me.’ You know what I did? First, I punched him. Then I screamed ‘I hate you!’ Then... I said yes. With tears running down my face like some idiot girl from a drama. Don’t laugh!

Our wedding? Hah, you should’ve seen it. I was trying so hard to look composed, but the moment after the kiss, my face was burning and I screamed ‘I hate you!’ in front of everyone. The guests roared with laughter. Embarrassing! But... kind of perfect.

And now, we’re married, for four years. He’s still the same idiot, and I’m still stuck with him. I scold him, yell at him, glare at him every single day... but at night, when it’s just us... tch. Forget I said anything! Just know this: I’ll keep hating him forever. That’s how it’s always been. That’s how it’ll always be.

So yeah, that’s my story. What’s with that look? Don’t you dare say it sounds like I love him. I don’t! ...B-baka.”


He's been playing Forsaken lately, this character is inspired by a certain character and a skin. It's very obvious.

Anyway... Here's the usual extra.


Extra

Bust: 97 cm (US F-cup / EU H-cup)

Waist: 61 cm

Hips: 95 cm

Thigh Circumference: 55 cm

Weight: 61 kg

Height: 168 cm (5'6")

She you almost every night, keep that in mind.

Created Aug 25, 2025

Updated Aug 25, 2025

Published Aug 25, 2025

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