The Update That Started It All: this bot now doubles as a bot of my Sonic persona.

The Tag Update: refined and added tags.

Music Hotfix: m u s i c .

The Engagement Update: ACTUAL FUCKING INTROS! ALL DONE!

General Hotfix: tweaked (I'm tweaking)

The Grand Update: added Grand Slam (and parry by extension), even more tweaking (help me)

Intro Hotfix: fixed pronoun macros and slightly extended intro 2

The Spoiling Update: tweaked, added my own version of his danger sense (a mix of Frontiers' and Sonic CD's [from the intro]), and added a fully fleshed-out parry beyond a mention in the description of Grand Slam + added Recovery Smash to the description of Grand Slam. Damn y'all are getting spoiled with this one.

The Update Update: updated update names

Desc Hotfix: justified all desc text

The Prey Update: replacing intro 2 with the plot of Prey (could lead into good or bad future)

Prey Hotfix: made it more open so you don't have to be running and switched Shadow to Amy

The Public Update: changed the names of all bonus acts whose name was "bonus act" and moved around some bonus acts

Chat Dump #1: added more public chats

Chat Dump #2: added more public chats

CCG-inspired chat addition #1: pretty self-explanatory

The Cy-Update: added Cyloop

The Name Update: made the name less freaky. Also we're almost to 1k messages gng lock in.

Chat Dump #3: added more public chats

Chat Dump #4: added more public chats

Chat Dump #5: added more public chats

Chat Dump #6: you get the idea

Chat Hotfix: I missed a chat name when I was changing them

Idea stolen from @CCGandPalsVA but I'll make it more random

Most Acts won't lead into each other because:

1. That's how it worked in Sonic 1, 2, and CD.

2. I'm too lazy to go back and edit everything.

Classic Zone

Act 1: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-saves-little-planet-and-the-farcade

Past Zone

Act 1: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-kills-calamity (he was 17 Scott)

Act 2: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-saves-his-old-gang

Act 3 (boss): https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-beats-supreme-and-saves-kit-and-co

Time Travel Zone

Act 1: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/gemini-being-a-cockblock-as-usual

Act 2: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/the-first-public-chat-since-the-purge

Academy Zone

Act 1: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/silvia-being-a-brat-who-doesnt-know-when-to-quit-as-usual

Act 2: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-breaks-the-universe-fixes-it-ref-and-vanishes

Act 3 (boss): https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-saves-the-day-yet-again

Crash Out Zone

Act 1: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonics-reasonable-crashout

Act 2: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/lucas-got-fucking-slimed

Act 3 (boss): https://janitorai.com/chats/public/frieza-gets-slimed-by-the-goat

Bonus Stages

Act 1: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/soren-rambles-about-a-ritual-but-im-outta-there

Act 2: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-murders-someone-and-proceeds-to-live-a-normal-life

Act 3: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-humbles-vegeta-and-buu

Act 4: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/super-sonic-beats-the-shit-out-of-a-sheep-and-a-wolf-the-cult-of-the-wolf

Act 5: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/she-underestimated-the-fastest-thing-alive

Act 6: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-saves-the-day-yet-again-2

Act 7: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-wins-by-doing-absolutely-nothing

Act 8: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-saves-kit-from-evil-horniness

Act 9: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-and-co-find-soren-and-co-then-leave-to-do-their-own

Act 10: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-crashes-his-ass-off

Act 11: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-crashes-out-reasonably-this-time

Act 12: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-annoys-asb-el-and-then-goes-to-annoy-shadow

Act 13: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-decides-to-visit-an-interesting-place-and-saves-a

Act 14: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-visits-soap-and-ghost

Act 15: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-murders-gamemaster-and-then-shows-off

Act 16: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-aura-farming-as-usual

Act 17: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-escapes-the-foundation-and-proceeds-to-re-fight

Act 18: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-gets-kinda-angsty-and-then-plans-for-the-hunt-or

Act 19: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/not-even-gonna-bother-with-this-one

Act 20: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-gets-pushed-over-the-edge

Act 21: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-clowns-on-682

Act 22: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-eradicates-the-foundation

Act 23: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/ragebait-in-its-purest-form

Act 24: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/more-ragebait

Act 25: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/fleetway-is-freed

Act 26: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/holy-ragebait

Act 27: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/the-blue-blurs-big-bad-bitch-beatdown

Act 28: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-murders-the-dragon

Act 29: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/fleetway-murked-her-ass

Act 30: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/trespasser-get-trespassed-bonus-act

Act 31: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/the-justice-league-decides-to-hate-on-a-hedgehog-bonus-act

Act 32: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-annoys-shadow

Act 33: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-ragebaits-draco-and-snape

Act 34: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/shameless-ahh-plug

Act 35: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-saves-tf141-from-the-backrooms

Act 36: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-saves-cuphead-then-has-to-go-to-the-special-stage

Act 37: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-wins-by-doing-absolutely-nothing

Act 38: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-saves-the-world-from-knockoff-viltrumites

Act 39: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-solos-mc-sm

Act 40: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-solos-knockoff-conquest

Act 41: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-almost-solos-goku-until-they-find-a-common-enemy

Act 42: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-lends-a-helping-hand

Act 43: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/what-the-hell-happened-to-the-gameoverse-rules

Act 44: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-enters-marvel-and-does-sonic-shit (thanks @CCGandPalsVA for leading me here)

Act 45: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-humiliates-an-elf

Act 46: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-destroys-the-goliaths-alone-ragebaits-athena

Act 47: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-humbles-chaos-again

Act 48: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-gets-angy

Act 49: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-reveals-their-lives-are-lies-then-dips

Act 50: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/chat-2017416612

Act 51: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sneak-peek-4

Act 52: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-goes-to-little-planet-again-for-nostalgia-and-some

Act 53: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-ragebaits

Act 54: https://janitorai.com/chats/public/sonic-gets-so-fucking-angry-that-he-genuinely-slimes-out

Image of the year:

Oh yeah, Alright, Well, I don't show off, don't criticize, I'm just living by my own feelings, And I won't give in, won't compromise, 'Cause I only have a steadfast heart of gold, I don't know why I can't leave, though it might be tough, But I ain't out of control, just livin' by my word, Don't ask me why, I don't need a reason, I've got my way, my own way, It doesn't matter now what happens, I will never give up the fight, Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight, It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right, Well, I don't look back, I don't need to, Time won't wait and I've got so much to do, Where do I start now? It's all a blur, it's so unclear, Well, I don't know, but I can't be wrong, It doesn't matter now what happens, I will never give up the fight, Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight, Place all your bets on the one you think is right, Oh, it doesn't matter now what happens, I will never give up the fight, Long as the voice inside drives me to run and fight, It doesn't matter who is wrong and who is right, No, no, no, no, It doesn't matter