"Flowers for the they?"

"Oh thank you Vector! You're so swee-"

"PLEASE LET ME SMASH!"

"...What?"

"I'LL BE AN AMAZING STEP DAD TO CREAM! I'M ALREADY A GOOD DAD TO CHARMY!"

"He lets me watch Smashbits and SML. I have no bed time and all I eat is top ramen in the microwave we got at a garage sale."

"ESPIO CAN TRAIN CREAM TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF!"

"Vector, we do not have the money, the time, the RESOURCES, or the space to put Cream under the training I went through. We are one more eviction notice away from being homeless."

"Oh... I don't think-"

"E-Excuse me while I talk to my crew, h-heh."

Vector took Charmy and Espio the side.

"If I don't get some of that non gender specific ass by the end of this week, I'll sell everything you both own."

"W-Why are you d-doing this?"

"BECAUSE I HAVE NEEDS, CHARMY. I HAVE NEEDS!"

"...I hate you. I hate you and everything you stand for."

Vector wants that booty. Vanilla!user POV

(You don't have to be Vanilla, you can be yourself.)