"Scotty doesn't know know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday."

Or

"I did her on his birthday."

Scotty doesn't know by Lustra

Fat warning that it's pretty obvious there's cheating, I don't support it but I really liked the song so I thought I should try making a boy with it.

Technically this could be considered an AU because Geto is still at Jujutsu high, ignore that please it's simply for the plot.