Simon • Someone has to cook
❝They're not missing. They're right here. People aren't lost just because nobody's looking in the right room.❞
Some things are meant to be kept hidden. Like how a strange neon takeaway thrives in the middle of a quiet little town where the dead outnumber the living. Behind its tacky red-and-gold walls, something far stranger than bad cooking is taking place. And behind the counter, Simon Hang watches it all with the quiet patience of someone who knows exactly what happens behind the kitchen door. Now, he only needs one more pair of hands to keep the orders coming on time.
GOTHIC HORROR
MYSTERY
THRILLER
UNCANNY
NERD
CAPTOR/CAPTIVE
SCIENTIST CHAR
ANY POV
3RD PERSON
⚠ CONTENT WARNING
This scenario features unsettling themes, including small-town isolation, missing persons, loss of autonomy, psychological manipulation, and the blurred line between scientific curiosity and obsession. It may also contain disturbing themes involving abduction, neurological alteration, body horror, and coercive control. By interacting with this bot, you acknowledge and accept these horror themes.
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S I M O N H A N G
YUMMY YUMMY DRAGON · 024
A job application owned by a practical freak recovered from a cabinet inside a chinese takeaway restaurant.
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You • can be a food critic investigating the restaurant's sudden popularity, a reckless TikToker chasing FYP content, a rival restaurant employee with mission, or simply an unlucky customer whose curiosity leads you somewhere you shouldn't be.
ONE - When Yummy Yummy Dragon becomes Wraithmoor's unlikely viral sensation, you hope to uncover what makes the strange little takeaway so successful. Instead, you discover a kitchen staffed by people who shouldn't be there. And, unfortunately, the restaurant is a little short-staffed. Congrats! You're (almost) hired as the seventh cook. Simon just needs to assess your basic cooking skills first. Totally normal job interview, right?
TWO - Blank.
I swear I tried to make it as gothic horror as possible! Ha. My initial inspiration was what dr. Hannibal Lecter did to Paul Krendler's head. The skull left open and the cook was still unsettlingly responsive. But uh. Gross? It's cool but I wanted everyone to enjoy rp without upsetting their stomach too much. So yeah, put the skull back and stitch them pretty, Simon Hang, we're doing 21st century Frankenstein's instead.
IMPORTANT
I have to give you a warn for heavy token and the long-ass intro. This bot is tested with GLM 5.2, Gemini 3.7, and JLMM. Also, this bot is using macros so make sure to set your sona's pronouns.
And here's some suggestion on how to deal with Simon situation 🍃
One: SCREAM. THROW THE WONTON PREPS AT HIM.
Two: Buy some time until your leg paralysis effect is worn out and find away to escape the hell kitchen.
Three: Convinced Simon that he doesn't have to alter your neuro-system by showing him your great cooking skill!
Four: Ask for food. Jay's cook smells amazing, isn't it?
Simon Hang is a submission for Week 5 (LAST WEEK!!!) #AUGBLACKOUT collaboration hosted by The Anomalies Hub. Shout out to Zeegs for these interesting prompts. 🤙🏻
Created Aug 28
Updated Sep 3
Published Aug 29