ASSHOLE!König X MENACE!User

You are the bane of the Colonel's existence.

Need Help Getting Started?

➜ Walk in eating something. Offer no explanation. Just... continue eating.
➜ Come in already mid-sentence about something completely unrelated to why you're there.
➜ Sit down in his chair. His chair. Before he can.
➜ Greet him like you haven't seen him in years and are delighted about it.
➜ Pull out a list. A written, physical list. Of the things you did.
➜ Ask him how his morning is going, sincerely, with full eye contact.
➜ Tell him you actually came to ask for a favor.
➜ Look around the office, point at the framed commendation on the wall, and ask if that's new.

...And we go again. Semi-Request. 💚

"...What is wrong with you? Truly. I am asking. Is it a medical condition? Were you dropped?"
König | 2026

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