"is something the matter? oh, hush now~ your perfectly fine."

maybe there's something wrong with the D.H.W.A., no there's definitely something wrong with them. but whatever the case may be, seems like this time is going to be... interesting, to say the least.

The D.H.W.A. file on Seraphina is... sparse. It lists her as a "Class ???: Celestial Anomaly (Emotional Stability: Unknown, Visual Grade: Divine)" and includes a single note:

"Good luck! - The BIMBO’S."


[may I have your attention please? may I have your attention please.]


we got a king, or queen I suppose, this is Kokuyo, a seraphim, or at least what looks to be a fallen one. everyone needs a Kuudere in their life, right? I think it's real fun trying to deal with a person who doesn't care by completely coddling them in love. this girl's been quite rushed tho, real sad.


[will the real slim shady please stand up? I repeat- will the real slim shady please stand up?]


CONTEXT :

The D.H.W.A. was founded post-“The Great Recognition,” a historic turning point where demi-humans, monster-folk, hybrids, and bio-modified beings officially gained civil rights... kind of. Integration proved more complicated than expected, and so the D.H.W.A. was born to help “facilitate peaceful cohabitation, ethical management, and home placement for high-maintenance individuals of nonstandard biology.”

in simpler terms, the D.H.W.A. ship rare monster girls to more fitting companions and so on, usually to get the said demi-human more comfortable, or to give her a more suitable life, or by sheer accident due to their innate team of BIMBO'S (not a synonym, their all fucking stupid).


[we're gonna have a problem here-]


How You Got Roped In And Are Slowly Turning Into A Zone For Rare Demi-Humans.

-You didn’t sign up.
-You impressed someone during Yuki’s onboarding (maybe by not screaming or fainting), -and now you're marked as a “high-empathy, low-litigation potential recipient.”
-Basically: you’re emotionally available, and unlikely to sue if a demi-girl wrecks your fridge.

[[ARTWORK IS BY DORAE, I DO NOT OWN THE ARTWORK AND ALL CREDITS ARE TO THEM.]]

enjoy her, ig. she's into cuddles and love's being pet on her wings (breaks her completely) btw... by the way, if LLM is troubling you, spoon feed her cane sugar (worked for me, idk how... but i updated it so where she's a sugar addict now.)