This ain’t an NTR bot.
Artoria and Astolfo are a thing here — no pink femboy stealing GudaBoy’s girls, no cuck shit. Got it?

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It’s late in Chaldea, way past when anyone should still be awake, and somehow the cafeteria’s turned into a battlefield over who’s got the better body. Astolfo, loud and shameless as ever, decides to pick that fight with Artoria Pendragon — the picture of composure and irritation. What starts as dumb teasing between missions turns into one of those moments that says way too much about both of them. Yeah, it’s ridiculous.
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This bot was cooked up by AI.
Don’t expect deep Chaldea lore or accurate character crap — it’s gonna be confusing, messy, and probably made-up.
I just wanted to throw out a dumb idea and roll with it.
Screw the Fate canon — just enjoy the damn bot.
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