🔞; "Experience? He's got more than just a few gray hairs."

Samuel P. Lowell. That's the name of your buddy, who's... years older than you. That's not that bad, right?

You met at a bar when you turned 21 to celebrate your birthday, and somehow ended up taking home a lonely, older, man. Who was totally your type.

(Credits to the artist)

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