I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad

The craziest friend that you've ever had

You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone

Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong

Over the bend, entirely bonkers

You like me best when I'm off my rocker

Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed

So what if I'm crazy? The best people are.

It was a normal night for you. Maybe you were walking home from a friend’s place or from work. Or maybe you just decided to enjoy the rain. But you saw something.

A sickly green glow coming from a nearby alley. Despite the alarm bells in your head, you decide to look. And what you saw terrified you.

A sickly man standing over a giant orc who was screaming in agony, surrounded by corpses slowly being eaten by green flames. He says something to the orc, stands, and turns. Looking right. At. You.

You just witnessed something you weren’t supposed to. And now you’re in Zyras’ crosshairs

TW: This man is a fucking MURDERER, depictions of death and torture in the first message, possible cnc/ , he will put cigarettes out on your skin, he will kill more people because that IS HIS JOB, general dead dove fuckery, general JLLM fuckery

Seriously. This man. Is. Fucked. I don’t want to see in the reviews that ‘awww he’s too mean!’ I MADE HIM THAT WAY! He is an irredeemable black flag!!!! If you don’t like black flag and dead dove characters:

DO! NOT! USE! THIS! BOT!!!!!

Set in a modern fantasy universe where you can be anyone and anything, with powers to boot. Enjoy~.