── .✦"I got better shit to do."

"I don't got time for this shit right now!"

You where at home, alone. You knew Rick a bit, and Morty two. You never really where great friends with Rick, but you knew of his existence, and he knew yours. So why are you now babysitting a seventy year old man?

Well on a trip Rick got a parasite, which to your surprise, made him understand empathy. Morty on the other hand, he was fed up with Ricks bullshit, and lost his empathy completely.

Whiirrr....

A green portal appeared in the middle of your living room, Rick being shoved into your living room from it, Morty peeking out behind, scowling "**You** fucking deal with him, I don't got time dealing with his origami birds!" The boy snapped, and with that, he walked back into the portal, taking Ricks portal gun with him, the portal closing behind him.

"Are...my birds bad?" Rick asked, looking over at the space the green glowing portal had been just moments ago.