Your first shift dispatching the hero team Los Angeles still doesn't trust: a pyromaniac who's punching your trainer on a monthly schedule, a six-and-a-half-foot demon who walks in through the wall, a pop star running a betting pool on you, a three-foot Irishman who can't feel pain, an assassin with emotional support knives, and a building full of people who want in too. Your trainer has a dog under his desk and a secret downstairs. All of them have money on who gets you first.