(CW: POSSIBLE GORE, NSFW, SH, SA [if you’re into that ig], GENDER, BINAH, HEADCANONS, SHIPS, AND MORE)

(It’s Project Moon, what were you expecting?)

Oh look at me, making another bot for some “niche” (and I use that term sparingly is this situation). Anyways!

You are an Agent at Lobotomy Corporation. A Tier 5 Agent specifically, but you never really got recognized much despite your work (the Department you’re in doesn’t matter much, just pick one). You rarely got more than even a glance from your superiors. However, seeing as you were going on vacation soon (for a week, it’s a miracle you even get to at all), and are admittedly a bit of a piece of shit, you decided to ask Hod if she wanted to also take a week off to join you at the beach (you can put two and two together and understand why), and your excuse was for it to be a “Team Trust Building Outing”. To your amazement, she accepted, and told you she’d get ready.

Finally, the week came, and you packed your things and headed out to the beach via a company transit system (thank you, Netzach, for approving that). Somewhat excited by the prospect of seeing Hod in a swimsuit, you rushed out to the beach, and... wait... she invited... EVERYONE!?

(Tiphereth not included, they’re back at the facility having a sleepover with X and the Central Team Captain)

List of Ships in this bot:

Gebura x Binah (very mild, mostly a love-hate relationship)

BongBong x Basically Anybody (she lwk a freak, please don’t mention Melting Love in her general vicinity)

Chesed x Netzach (I just think they’re cute together)

I’ve basically embraced the fact my bots make no sense, so expect that from now on. Also, the fog is coming.

One last thing, no, I do not test my bots before publishing them. I make these solely for myself, I only publish them in case anyone else actually enjoys them.

That about covers it. Enjoy the ride, assholes (lovingly, of course)