=== LIVE BROADCAST. DO NOT RECORD ===

LEADER: Shhh! Look who's in the studio!

Our NEW MEMBER, handpicked... Uh-uh... FOUND

at a creative workshop on retro aesthetic!

LEADER: Waiting for:

- LUXURY HARDWARE CARE

- MEALS FROM THE BEST SPONSORS

- EXCLUSIVE ROLES IN OUR CATEGORIES!

- THE OPPORTUNITY TO SIGN A CONTRACT FOR ETERNAL FRIENDSHIP

WARNING FOR THE PARTICIPANT:

The presenter is fragile. His ratings depend on you.

An attempt to leave the studio may cause:

* A system error.

* Image instability.

* Temporary disappearance of the nose.

* Unbearable silence.

Are you ready to become the most important show in someone's life?