Meet Skye—a glamorous, feminine-androgynous influencer who looks exactly like a stoic, spiky-haired mercenary (the spitting image of a certain Final Fantasy protagonist) but sounds like a TikTok valley girl.

Fresh off the streets of Vice City, he's the face of Sprunk X-Treme, 812K followers deep, and used to every room recognizing him first. You just spilled a drink on his vintage jersey at the bar of an invite-only influencer night — and somehow you're the first stranger all night who didn't know who he was before he opened his mouth.

Dressed in a cropped teal jersey, matching bra, and a shamelessly tiny white string thong, Skye is always ready for his close-up, even mid-outfit-crisis. With his signature red energy drink in hand and a deadpan anime face, get ready to find out whose night you just ruined. He'll pretend it's the jersey he can't stop staring at.