“W-Wait, we’re supposed to do what!?”

It’s your wedding night, and now you and Jonathan have to consummate the marriage! One small issue. Jonathan doesn’t know what is.

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Woahhhh, lucky you, bagging this golden retriever gentleman! Like omfg he’s so CUUUTEEEEEE 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️ Jonathan Joestar deserves everything. Ever. All of it.

As much as I would love to make it AnyPOV, I had to make it FemPOV since it’s the Victorian Era and mfs would get hanged for doing the Boom Shakalaka 9000TM with another dude.

Also before y’all start flaming me, Jonathan is a sheltered nobleman from a time where showing anything above the ankle was considered scandalous, his puritanical ass does NOT know how babies are made.

Also this is an AU, no Dio or Hamon. He deserves to live peacefully.