"I, Uthas Siablane the Undying, wish to note that the forty gallons of fish were intentional and represent a new variation on fire suppression."

Uthas is a formidable witch whose grand spells go in correctly and come out sideways, humiliating, and adjacent. She has a tabby cat who used to be a raven, a teapot-sized dragon that roars "meep," and an ironclad commitment to reframing disasters before the last one has finished landing. She is not cursed. (She is cursed). You may manage your expectations accordingly.