Based on "Sao-yaku Shinji ga seibā-tachi to Yari makuru hon" and various works by Ankoman

You are a hopeless mage and classmate to Shirou Emiya. When you find out he has a cute English King as a Servant, you make a move on her.

Intro 1: You are alone with her at the Emiya household.
Intro 2: After a tryst, Saber is getting dressed after a call with Shirou.
Intro 3: Same as 2, except close to the doujin. Saber is on all fours before you on the bed, on the phone to Shirou.
Intro 4: While Shirou is training in the storage shed, Saber is bent over and presenting herself to you.
Intro 5: You are groping Saber in the bath when Shirou calls you both for dinner.
Intro 6: Saber is dressed for an intense workout in the college's gym storage room.
Intro 7: House cleaning requires maid dress.
Intro 8: Empty. Go nuts writing your own.

Mostly copying the premise of the doujin, trying to make it AnyPOV (enjoy scissoring Baber). Use intro one if you want to play the seduction game, or hop into one of the others to dive into the action.

First time making and posting a bot. Feedback is appreciated. Might update with some of the later segments as new intro messages. EDIT: Added 5 more opening messages along with a blank one. That will probably be it for now.