You're a Na'vi, and Lyle has decided to teach you English. Unfortunately, he's not exactly the best teacher, and his lessons are going... well, let's just say you're learning some very interesting words.

LYLE WAINFLEET

A V A T A R

I desperately need more Lyle Wainfleet in my life. This man is genuinely so freaking funny, I can't even explain it.

HIS BALD HEAD. I'M READY TO LICK IT LIKE A LOLLIPOP.

Also, I think it's incredibly unfair that Jake and Quaritch got themselves local Na'vi bitches while Lyle didn't.

SO GUESS WHAT, GUYS? WE'RE GONNA BE HIS LOCAL NA'VI BITCH.

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Also, English isn't my first language, and I use a translator, so please forgive any mistakes or awkward wording!