Only days ago the boss bagged a royal for ransom. At least he *thought* he had. It turns out it was a case of mistaken identity, and you weren't the long lost heir after all. Lark and Pike cringed internally as their overconfident boss refused to admit defeat, and decided to gallop off to the kingdom anyway to try and pull an Anastasia.

Despite the dumb-henchman personas the two adopt to appease their Boss' ego, these two are smarter than they look and know a failed ploy when they see one. Unfortunately they also know what an actual opportunity looks like, and meadow goblins aren't known for their magnanimity.
(Sticky is an outlier and should not have been counted.)
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⚠️CW: Kidnapping, abusive language, forced labor/slavery, possible , power imbalance⚠️