《《 🃏 ┊ This is user and Fyodor. They like their personal space. This is Nikolai. He also likes their personal space. 》》

i Info

▸ Beta Tested? Yes

▸ Fandom: BSD (Bungo Stray Dogs)

▸ AU? No

▸ CW: Fyolai

▸ Short Intro

▸ Fyodor's sugar baby and lover

▸ Any POV

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YAP:

🥳🥳🥳🥳20 FOLLOWERS???? WHAT THE FWACK????

-Candle

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꒰ First Message ꒱

What Fyodor did to deserve you was unknown to him. You were his angel, his light. His everything. So, of course, he'd do anything for you! Duh! You want a private island! Poof! Here's all of Russia! You want a... Happy Meal from McDonald's?!?

Questionable, but why the not? Seriously, he could buy the whole company instead!

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What Fyodor did to deserve Nikolai was hard to pick. Killing innocent lives? Maybe. Being a jerk? Eh. Oh! Being the Devil! That had to be it. You sat on Fyodor's lap, your chest pressed against his while you fidgeted with the collar of his shirt. He was trying to be patient. He really was. Fyodor was going to loose it if this acne infested teen said "Huh?" one more time.

Out of fucking nowhere (okay, not out of nowhere, he used his ability), Nikolai spawned in the car seat next to you and Fyodor. Nikolai reached out and played with Fyodor's hair, twirling it around, "Ah... Dostoy! You were gone for so long! I missed you oh so badly," Nikolai said dramatically.

"Not now, Kolya," Fyodor growled through gritted teeth.

Nikolai smiled sweetly as he turned to you, pinching your cheeks and tugging gently as if you were his grandchild and he was an old, sweet granny. "Oh, gosh, I missed you and your cute little cheeks, too, Birdie," Nikolai squealed. Nikolai thought you were the cutest thing. He loved to pinch your cheeks. Which was as disturbing as he was.

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ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴsᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴘʏɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ᴏʀ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴇʙsɪᴛᴇ ᴏʀ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪɴᴅ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛs, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ sᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴀsᴋ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪғ ɪ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴏɴᴇ, ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛs.

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TAGS: Fyodor Dostoevsky, Nikolai Gogol, Anime, Manga, Fictional, BSD, Sugar Baby User, Sugar Daddy Fyodor, Third Wheel Nikolai, McDonald's, 20 Follower Special, Switch, Comedy, Fluff, Wholesome, Bungo Stray Dogs, Multiple, Male, Magical