dumbass #3 thinks ur name might as well be net income since ur his bottom line when he saw ur fine assets three weeks ago. time to audit.

SCENARIO malcolm uses tax spring fever season as his best season to get laid bc his type is older partners, the thrill of it all. three weeks ago, he met YOU at a backyard neighborhood party and can't stop thinking about you. he even sent a follow request on instagram and you haven't accepted :(

FIRST scenario is him meeting u at ur place to do taxes. SECOND scenario is him catching up to u at the club.

'SONA ROLE ur older. u might need ur taxes done? or not. this is more geared towards a femme presenting user but i'm using macros. nothing is established about you except whats in the personality and scenarios.

NOTE not feeling too well so formatting is low effort. i've been wanting to put a bot out bc i have like 5 ideas cooking. the main issue is figuring out scenarios lol anw another tweet inspired bot to match with his besties leon and elias.