↳ you’ve abandoned your husband, but he’s still waiting for you

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ex-husband! lucifer x user

(+ their named child)

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intro 1: you come by suddenly after having failed to show up to take angelina for the week, lucifer having assumed the worst (that you wouldn’t come back at all)

intro 2: your first appearance back after the informal divorce/disappearance

my favorite types of scenarios for Lucifer are obviously: happy family & sudden divorce

giving that man a baby then dipping on him... 2 for 2 is crazy FIGHT BACK LUCIFER DAMN

omg also Lucifer ragebaiting Alastor in the new season had me giggling so bad, what’s his deal bro 😭😭😭

i need to edit and format the wifenapping + barista Adam next i think

also ok wow i used to just use the same def and not change anything omfg now I have to go back and add in stuff specific to the scenario