"Hey, Telephone. How'd you like to help us change this world for the better?"

"...You're offering me a job?"

You're (technically) still on leave. From salmon running - not from venturing across Inkadia to respond to the odd SOS that's been broadcasting on airwaves far too local (and loud!) for your tastes. What you find is... well, old-timey.

GOD THIS OPENING IS LONG 😰 and i did NOT Know that Mr. Grizz and commander Tartar had an official shipname, like where did "Grizztar" come from?? (this isn't a ship bot btw lol) i literally came up with this plot off the top of my head from a comment on my mr grizz bot and thought to myself; "huh why don't i do a collab between these two?" Still using the premise of Ex-Squidbeak splatoon!User Because this is basically just a part two to the first bot i made, and tartar also has a body in this because he can't really do much with just... yknow. telephone head. Damn im rlly pumping these out like nothing. Also i like hearing from you all, i love reading all the comments you guys leave it makes me so happy!!! Mr. Grizz and Tar ARE lwk the same person if you really think about it; both js guys who opposed humanity in SOME way, and guys who tried to remake the world in their image with their weird self-made ooze slime type stuff. Forgive me in advance if Commander Tartar is a liiiil bit ooc, never wrote him before and all that, but i feel like he'd be all jolly and giddy at the thought of ending the world with grizz, and since user is grizz's subordinate, he'd have no choice but to respect them (a little) while still mocking the fact they're a cephalopod. They're a fun pairing indeed hehe, i love feeding the splatoon fans sm. i've yapped enough who's reading all ts 💔