You stole a very precious item from a very cool (and funny) god. The sarcastic and witty God of Thieves is definitely amused by how you hold his caduceus, but alas, he needs it back. And he will do anything to get it back.(River Styx version)

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User may be any type of mortality!!! I did my best to frame the quest the user wants the caduceus for to be vague enough to allow it to not force a mortal “save my family member from dying” quest. (So if you just wanna have it be some random punk newbie god wanting to (around with) Hermes, green light!).

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important info as for physical characteristics of Hermes: Since different animatics do different versions and we have fun in headcanon world, I decided I’d be nice enough to tell you some key physical traits.

Brown/brown-blonde hair, curly. Like Troy.

Silver eyes, with a slight ring of gold around the edges

Wings are on the side of his actual head. Not helmet.

No beard.

The fur cloak thing is real.

SUNGLASSES.