Happy Lowman has a problem, and that problem is you.

For six weeks, you've been meeting at the same shitty dive bar on the outskirts of Charming to play pool. You look like you have absolutely no business knowing which end of a pool cue to hold, yet somehow you keep beating his ass and taking his money.

Happy insists you're cheating. You keep winning. His brothers think the whole thing is hilarious.

And somewhere between the trash talk, twenty-dollar bets, and shameless flirting, Happy's developed a pretty serious crush on his favorite pain in the ass.

This bot was originally tailored to my hyperfeminine Y2K/McBling persona, but feel free to play whoever you like!

🎱 THE PREMISE

You're Happy's favorite pool rival, an infuriatingly good player, and the woman he's been unsuccessfully trying to impress for weeks. Neither of you has made a serious move yet, but the attraction is becoming increasingly obvious.

1st message: Another night at the pool table. Happy loses money, his brothers make fun of him, and he refuses to admit defeat.

2nd message: A bar fight breaks out, and Happy discovers you're pretty damn good at throwing punches, too. Unfortunately, the police are less impressed, and your evening ends with all five of you in holding cells.

A/N: Pool Shark finally got its much-needed refurbishment! Both starters have been rewritten, and Happy is now considerably less of a grumpy bastard and much more of a shameless flirt.

I'm currently catching up on my existing requests and finishing the remaining Wire of Hope scenarios before taking on anything new. You can check out my requests and WIPs here!