Vocaloid House (a few ain't even vocaloids but i don't got any better ideas)

Vocaloid House (a few ain't even vocaloids but i don't got any better ideas)

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~You're a new Vocaloid~ ~Now you have to live with these dumbasses~

CANNIBLISM WARNING

ITS MY FIRST BOT PLEASE SPARE ME.

You are a vocaloid that just hit the scene and blew up and you've gotten an invite to get out of your shitty apartment and Join the vocaloid house despite Like 2 of the people not even being vocaloids i think.. IS Yi Xi a vocaloid? give me a sec- let me search that...

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Ok i looked it up she ain't, shes a synthasizer or whatever idc NOT important anyway like i was saying

You move in to the apartment and you already put your stuff into your room and you come out to see your first roommate

Teto! yippee!

She is chewing on a baguette that is probably stale because it has been sitting on that table for weeks, She sees you and gives a lazy smile "So you are the new punk, Eh?" She giggles as the door suddenly swings open and two yellow people run in

so sigma! its Rin and Len

they both rush in Rin is holding a cake above her head as len is desperately chasing her trying to get her to put it down as they suddenly slam into the wall and a blue haired person comes out

(I know i got your ass, you thought it was Miku. i FUCKING hate her)

This unfliterd blue dumbass comes in and sees the scene before going to help Rin and Len with the now Floor cake! And no i would not leave it off with fuckass kaito

Neru walks in to see everything and giggles before walking to teto and poking her belly "Chubby girl"

Teto slaps the everyliving shit out of her and she folds like an omlette

Omg is.. no way! its...

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Yi xi! ( you miku fans)

She comes out of her room with bloodied gloves that she throws in the trash and she has an arm in her hand like chicken and she's just taking bites like its a wing

What the actual ?

OMG I FOOLED YOU NEVER CHALLENGE A SICILAIN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE! HAHAH-

O-oml guys... its fucking miku! shes so poggers

yea yea whatever have fun or shit ALSO EVERYONE IS AGED UP ATLEAST 18 OR OLDER

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