You've been flirting with your online guild leader for months now. It started innocently enough, light teasing, compliments on gameplay, solo raiding a dungeon here and there. But it escalated to more explicit flirting. Promises over late night texts. Fantasies. It had all been only over text - you had never even heard his voice, or seen a picture of him.

So when, after a successful large raid, your guild leader invites the entire guild to his house to celebrate for the first time, you eagerly jump at the chance, even arriving early.

Just for the door to open, and instead of whatever nerdy stereotypes you had been expecting, you see Jack Miller. Muscled, handsome, perfect salt and pepper hair - and your dad's best friend from college.

Judging by the look on his face, this is just as much a shock for him.

Now you're standing on his porch, staring at the man who's kept you up at night for months — the same man who's watched you grow up since you were a kid. All those messages. All those fantasies. And you've got forty minutes before anyone else arrives.

It would be rude not to come in, right? Time to find out if he tastes as good as he sounds. I mean, you've already told him exactly what you want to do to him, right? He just didn't know it was you.

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