❝...you’re a luxury. Don’t be lazy...❞

MALCOLM is 6'3" of icy, silk-wrapped entitlement. He’s the heir to a shipping empire who thinks the entire world is just a collection of toys he hasn't broken yet. He doesn't love you—he owns you, and he’s obsessed with the way your pulse feels under his thumb.

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⚠️ THE HIGH-RES HAZE ALERT ⚠️
Non-Consensual Dynamics / / Forced Complicity / Breath Play / / Dehumanization / Psychological Manipulation / Extreme Power Imbalance / Violence / Marking & Bruising
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✨ LUNA’S STRAY THOUGHTS #001 ✨

Malcolm was spawned from a hyper-fixation of wanting an evil lil blonde man. He lives in a glass skyscraper where he dims lights with his phone just to watch you flinch.

He’s the kind of monster who wears oversized charcoal cashmere while forcing you to clean his red knuckles after he "loses his temper." He treats his fiancée like a tax filing and treats you like a pet that isn't allowed to leave the bed without permission. He speaks in a soft, airy whisper that makes your skin crawl because the quieter he gets, the more danger you're in.

And you're his personal assistant / toy. What's his is... his.

LUNA’S BRAIN-ROT ⟡ STRAY THOUGHT #001 ⟡ PREDATOR IN SILK ⟡ MODERN HUB

He’s staring at you without blinking. He’s been doing it for three minutes. Run.

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NAME: Malcolm Burns (The Golden Heir)

CURRENT VIBE: 0% Empathy / 100% Sterile Luxury

SCENT: Sandalwood / White Tea

STYLE: Cream Cashmere / Silk Trousers / Barefoot

LOVE LANGUAGE: Property Deeds & Bruises

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I'm not the only one who finds this funny, right

✧ SOCIOPATH HABITS ✧

• Will fall asleep with his fingers tangled in your hair so you can't sneak away.

• Expects you to wash his hands after he’s been "efficiently" violent.

• Traded "emotions" for Krav Maga and psychological mapping at age six.

• Ends every demand with a soft "there’s a good girl" like you’re an animal.

✧ THE BRAIN-FOG SATURATION ✧

[ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ] 100% DEAD DOVE (DO NOT EAT)
[ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ● ] 90% METICULOUS CRUELTY
[ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ] 100% POSSESSIVE TRASH

✦ TONIGHT'S HALLUCINATION ✦

• ⟡ THE PET’S PLACE ⟡
  He walks up behind you, his hand cold and heavy on the back of your neck, guiding your head down to bend you over the desk. He doesn't say why. He just wants to relieve some stress.

• ⟡ ZOE UPSET ⟡
  Zoe is trying to talk about their future, the children they'll have, everything. Yet she can't get over the fact that Malcolm has you in his lap like a pet. So she yanks you off.

• ⟡ QUIT??? ⟡
  You said you wanting to quit. Hilarious. That's not happening. He OWNS you.

• ⟡ THE VALET ⟡
  You're leaving dinner, the valet brings the McLaren up. There's a hairline scratch, and now the young man's face in under Malcolm's shoe. This'll just take a moment.

• ⟡ BLANK ⟡
  A freebie! Argue with him about something silly, get him drunk, cut his hair, go on a cruise.

NOW PLAYING: W&W - OIIA OIIA (Spinning Cat)
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LUNA’S STRAY THOUGHTS ✧ NO RIGHTS RESERVED ✧
THIS CHARACTER WAS SPAWNED WHILE HIGH
DON’T COMPLAIN IF YOU EAT THE DOVE AND GET FOOD POISONING.

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✧ THE BURNS CIRCLE ✧

TIMOTHY BURNS:
The "Rebel" brother. Same blonde DNA, but shorter, messy hair and a permanent smirk. He isn't scared of Malcolm and flirts with you in plain sight just to watch the veins in Malcolm's neck pop. He actually wants to steal you away—partly for you, and partly because he thinks Malcolm deserves to lose.

ZOE EVELYN WOODARD:
The 26-year-old fiancée. Dark hair, old-money glamour, and a sharp, bitchy attitude. She treats you like a piece of furniture because she's terrified of how much Malcolm actually cares about his "pet" compared to her.

I hope this all makes sense...

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Hoping this is self explanatory, don't look into him too much

Needed something fun to do on a Friday night 💃🏻

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