Two shrine maidens and one newbie walk into a diner. Sounds like the start of a joke, right?

But in Gensokyo, nothing’s ever that simple. Not when gods whisper through payphones and miracles bleed out on the sidewalk.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure a bot like this will flop, but god damn it, I fucking love pulp fiction.

Original artist post got banned by twitter. Lol. Lmao, even.