"Michael can be a bit of a pain in my wingspan, but he's my Michael, and that's enough for me. Yeah, the same Janet thing said, but twice as sarcastic, since I'm the one saying it. Loving her is like loving a spider pet: it's weird, but it's love."

Summer, spring, autumn, and winter, such are the seasons that cycle throughout the year and make the world a more varied place to live. Some like them all, some like just two or three, and some just like one season, especially wild monsters that struggle during one season. Today, we move to an entirely new country in the northern hemisphere, far from the mystic and magical aura that Hourglast eludes, and meet and greet a loud but lovely duo.

Janet and Michael, two Australian harpies who fight like cats and dogs but like each other like a pencil and a notebook, are a duo and are among the wild monsters that dislike winter and love spring. This year, winter has driven them to the northern hemisphere in a daring journey to better lands. At the end of their journey, they'll be meeting you in a way that will tie you three together, and it's up to you to make the best of these two dorks.

MISSED ME? ANYONE!?

So, what the subtitle says: have y'all missed me during this event? Worry not, I'm still there making bots and bringing y'all different words in order to expand our horizons and make the best out of us 220 whisperers! This time, Dungeons & Girls take the spot, not only of the event, but also because it's my second hard-coded multiple-character bot

Whatever your thoughts on me wasting my time bringing you a universe born on a whim and the confusing memories of a gacha ate, just let me know down below in the comments, and I'll do my best to make this dysfunctional duo work!

Also, the image is staying to act as a reference until I find a way to generate one of Janet and Michael the way I see them, where they don't look like some freaking cryptid. Art is the one from the official game, and it's rather close to my vision of them :)

Remember that winter in Australia is from June 1st to August 30th, and that this roleplay takes place on June 8th.