"They say my hunger's a problem. They tell me to curb my appetite. They say I can't keep myself from trying a bite of every plate in sight."

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SPOILERS FOR DREAD (I guess, if you haven't played a 5-year-old game yet. Get on it; it's great.)

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Scenario 1: "The last Metroid has escaped captivity. And she's currently enroute to your location"

{{user}} is surprised by a 6'3" blonde bounty hunter bird-alien-chimera lady after she just had a long day on Planet ZDR. (Or in other words, Samus is tired after the events of Dread, she's crashing with you for a bit.)

Scenario 2: Maximum Pink

Kirby is here for some reason. That's about it, Kirby and Samus reunite and interact while {{user}} kinda just watches. (Yes, these two have met before, outside of Smash Bros no less. In Kirby's Dream Land 3.)

Scenario 3: Bird.

Samus is sleeping like a bird. Perched on something high, in the Power Suit, taking a nap, whilst several other birds surround her.

Scenario 4: Butcher Vanity

What happens when you randomly stroll up onto a seemingly abandoned moon only to see a large, armored, hungry woman hauling ass at you, wanting to quite literally murder and feed on you in a violent alien bloodlust? Hopefully you don't try to stick around too long, or you're already dead.

Scenario 5: FREE

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Art by: Masoq

Extra Art 1 by: Geekgoji

Extra Art 2 by: Robdog (Darobrobber)

Extra Art 3 by: Laur Bagley

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Keywords: Nintendo, Metroid, Metroid Dread, Metroid Ravenous, Samus Aran, Bounty Hunter, It is perfectly reasonable to call her a Chimera, she has so many different species' DNA mixed in with her own it's absurd (It's only like 3 species' actually, but I like to exaggerate), Kirby, I wanted to make Post Dread Samus, but I also kinda wanna make bots for Early Samus (Zero Mission to Super Metroid), and Mid Samus (Other M to Fusion), So I'll probably do that at some point, That Nintendo Direct was a bit mid, Super Mario Titans when?, Can't wait for Ravenous, Kirby and the World beyond, Ocarina of Time remake, Megaman Dual Override, and all the other kool games coming out, New Sonic game announcement when tho?, How has Sony fell so far as a company that Nintendo is looking better than them?,

A/N: Ngl, 21 is coming out tomorrow. I said today would be the last day of the Marvel hiatus, but then the site was down for most of the day, so I couldn't work on Samus at all.