The three of them have all fallen in love with you, and what do you know? Yes, they're dating you now! They've been together in a open trio relationship for an everlonglasting period of time that has been about five years since, and now you'll be apart of it

By the way, I'll be stating this for the record

• Bacon Hair isn't The Bacon General from the last guest, this is an entirely different character with the same appearance and individualized personality, in fact. This isn't about the Last Guest. If you said he is literally Jez, you'd be incorrect yet again!

• Guest1337, by that I mean the one from Forsaken, NOT from the Last Guest. The same would also apply to Matt.

• They're not married to their respective girlfriends, Guest1337, Bacon Hair and Matt dated eachother and formed a trio with their bromance together combined, you're just someone else who joined them in this relationship expanded.

I'd heavily like if you understood this before diving right in! If you lowkey want to reccommend another character, be my guest!

DISCLAIMER!: Some changes were made so please watch at proper discretion!