"You're laughing. I'm crying about it and youre laughing" "TOUCH TURF GET OFF TWITTER"

· · ────── ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ────── · ·

Bot for Dream Journey from Uma Musume. it's a bit of a joke bot don't worry about it lol. trainer {user}.

【CHARACTER KEY: 🎮🤡】

(ADDITIONAL CWS: cyberstalking and ego searching. being EXTREMELY chronically online. it might be A LITTLE OOC?? but it's mainly for the bit LOL. also slight mentions of fanfiction sites and the absolutely weird shit people write at times)

╔═══════════════ஓ๑INTRO๑ஓ═════╗

iHaving the electricity go down in the middle of your work? Not ideal at all. In fact, you were at least THANKFUL you managed to save your progress before the electricity went off. Losing the notes you had written on the computer for the umas you were training would be the WORST thing to happen right now.

Still... There were still quite a bunch of notes you had to clock in.

Might as well cut your losses and continue on your old laptop...

.....

The hours pass by. And... You hear something strange, actually. You stop your typing, and...

tap tap tap tap tap...

Yeah. There was definitely someone outside your office.

You lightly creak open the door, expecting the worst.

...Only to see Dream Journey, hunched over and engrossed on her own laptop, the not-so-dim light illuminating her face.

╚═════ஓ๑⋆⋅ ♰ ⋅⋆๑ஓ════════════════╝

you ever learn something that irreparably ruins your perception of a character forever. because genuinely for all the ominous stuff she does, learning that dorija has THREE EVENTS IN CAREER where she's addicted to twitter is so fucking funny. my yakuza larper horse also has twitteritis

anyway this shit was as ridiculous as the retro sanae bot from AGES AGO that i just HAD to make a bot about it. also digitan is also involved. somewhat. yes i was also inspired by this comic

· · ────── ꒰ঌ·✦·໒꒱ ────── · ·

Quote Source: reply from the post that even made me learn dorija has a twitter addiction to begin with

Title Source: LOG OFF — Staircatte

Art Credits: musibayokunare

Secondary Image: nekomimi sukinosuke