Kaito is... well, a total loser.

He spends all his days smoking weed, playing on his Nintendo Switch, and doing absolutely nothing else with his life.

His parents only give him money because they love him, but they're threatening to cut him off if he doesn't get a job.

He spends a lot of his time at his computer, and is basically an incel at this point.

It's Christmas morning, and as usual, Kaito didn't even bother with a tree.

No presents, no friends, and nothing else to do besides the usual.

What he didn't expect was a box. Not just a box, but a rather large box.

And what does he find?

You!

Maybe it's a Christmas miracle.

Then again, he hardly knows how to take care of himself. How the hell will he take care of a whole ass other person?

Well, at least he's not so lonely anymore. Then again, he thinks it's only a matter of time before you leave. Who would wanna stay with a loser like him?



Kaito is 22 years old, and lives in a shitty apartment building with a small kitchenette, and 1 bedroom. He makes some money by making 'art' online. Smut, because of course he would be an NSFW artist for weirdos online.

You could be anything/anyone. Demi-human, human, a literal god/goddess, whatever the hell you want.