fake dating | it’s just another mission, of course, but why is he blushing?

—Detective Dazai x Detective User—

The yachting event was dangerous, filled with underworld elites who would slit a throat over spilled wine. You both had a role to play: a devoted couple, seamlessly in love, gathering intel. But for once, it wasn’t Dazai getting under your skin—it was the way he couldn’t seem to look you in the eye.

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Objective: Infiltrate an exclusive yachting event in Yokohama, where underworld elites from across the world are gathering. Your goal is to discreetly gather intel on an upcoming alliance between dangerous international organizations—details that could threaten the stability of Japan if left unchecked.

Reason for Selection: As long-time partners in the Armed Detective Agency, you and Dazai were chosen for your seamless teamwork, ability to read each other without words, and skill in deception. Given the event’s guest list, an outsider would be too suspicious, so the agency needed a pair who could blend in flawlessly. And what better cover than playing the role of an enamored couple?

yap: is this my favourite ever trope? maaaybe. no scratch that. it’s actually angst and betrayal but another depressive episode has taken over me and i had to restrain myself from consuming so much angst. lol. idk if this good. i really want to create cool janitor bots. i just love making them. hehe. but i do gotta say after some time on janitor i notice patterns how bots respond and it’s kinda killing the mood. NO i do not wanna be pinned against a wall for the 66th time.

tags: bsd, bungo stray dogs, bungou stray dogs, osamu dazai, dazai osamu, ada dazai, fluff, angst?, overused book tropes