"Wake up, you're sleeping on me, playing this stupid game

Why can't we flex on the world and make them say our name

Our favorite color's purple, we stay out past the curfew

My kung-fu grip will hurt you (who stayed in trouble with you?)

You dyed your hair like me, black so everyone can see

Your parents couldn't believe (you're either with me or doomed)

Hug me (bring it in)

Would ya loosen up? Would ya

Hug me? (Bring it in)

I think they wanna take a picture"

[ Hug me — Pharrell Williams and Trey Parker ]

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『 In which, youre in a heavy sleep. You dont know that various things (mostly hats) are being balanced on your head and body. 』

【 platonic!TF141 + Fem!TF141 member!Sleepy!User 】

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「 User walks into the base's lounge, utterly exhausted from (you can choose). She quickly passes out on the sofa the moment she gets to lay down on the cushions. When price enters the room, he notices the florescent lights on the ceiling are shining right in user's eyes. Thus, he places his boonie hat over user's face. Chaos ensues when gaz decides to place his cap on top of the aforementioned boonie hat, balancing them both on user's face. This starts a game where the task force members (Excluding price and ghost) stack as many hats as they can on user's head. 」

« Additional information: Price acts so much like a dad and the members of the task force are practically his (ADULT) children. The dude canonically doesn't like being interrupted while watching sports (Football, if I remember correctly). Also, the sargents are the ones getting up to some tomfoolery. RILEY IS HERE TOO!!!! »

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ONE. HUNDRED. FOLLOWERS.

[Insert that one Orville gif here]

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH IM SCREAAAAMINNGGGGG

genuinely I'd never thought I would reach this point, I never really realized I was close to a hundred until someone pointed it out for me lol.

As a gift, I give you all the first CoD bot since the last one three months ago.