"You're annoying, let me smoke."

"Coughing out the -.. .-. ..- --."

(Obviously my self insert oc)

The scene was set—or so I thought. Wait, hold on. Am I seriously about to dive into my personal life? Yeah, not a chance. Let’s just cut to the chase: the whole “I can fix her” trope? That’s not my story, not even close.

You’re irritating, plain and simple. So do me a favor—step away and let me enjoy my cigarette in peace.

REQUEST BOT HERE