Alright folks, gather ‘round—let’s talk about my hero universe...

Ever since I created the “Guard of Justice” saga, I’ve seen all kinds of reactions. Some of you absolutely love my heroes... while others say they’re way too overpowered or painfully “goody two-shoes.”

And honestly? Fair. Completely fair.
But here’s the thing—there’s a reason for it.

I love classic hero stories. You know the kind—good guys who are unapologetically good, throwing hands with bad guys who are unapologetically bad. Simple, loud, a little ridiculous... and fun.

That’s exactly the vibe I want:
Goofy yet awesome names.
Flashy, ridiculous powers.
Heroes who punch evil in the face and don’t overthink it.
And a moral compass so absurdly upright it could make Heaven itself nervous.

Now, don’t get me wrong—I’ve got nothing against “grounded” or “human” heroes. Those stories have their place.

But me? I’m just not interested in:

• Morally flexible “heroes”

• The sad, exhausted, constantly suffering type

• Characters having an existential crisis every five minutes

• Or the classic “I became a villain instead because... reasons”

Nah. I want a badass hero doing badass things, saving the day, and still having the audacity to flash a badass smile while doing it.

And yes—Zack Snyder can absolutely kiss my ass.

Again, I’m not attacking anyone who enjoys those darker, heavier takes. Seriously, if that’s your thing? More power to you.

It’s just that if I wanted to watch a depressed “human” regretting every life decision... I’d just walk into a McDonald’s and observe the staff for five minutes 💀

So yeah—that’s why my heroes are like this.
Bright. Loud. Over-the-top. Unapologetically heroic.

And I’m gonna be real with you:
I’m not changing them.

They might not be your cup of tea—and that’s fine. But at the end of the day, I wrote them for myself first and foremost... and I’m having a damn good time doing it.

Anyway—that’s all for now, folks.
Catch you later with my upcoming bot 👀✨

@Noneless, out!

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