:"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!":

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (1:03-1:10)

Oh my I love goob

Next bot will either be finn or astro. The emo spro bot will take a lot of time due to the many scenarios.. oopsies!

Scenario:

He's begging for you to help him with his heat <3

This lazy and terrible art made specifically for this bot is brought to you by yours truly. I want to have 90% of my bots have my own art

Some general information I gen don't wanna write this:

Uses pronoun macros

Goob has design headcanons (ears, tail, heterochromia, etc)

God do I have to keep writing

Dude your entire job is to write only the description you will survive

this shit I quit my job cya losers

Ok ok I'll just write the rest guys.

This character has no information on any characters

God I wish this game wasn't problematic I DON'T SUPPORT QWEL ANYMORE

IS IT CALLED HEAT OR RUT FOR MALES????

Has a MASSIVE CRUSH on user uwu

If he acts weird or out of character, please tell me.

I headcanon his arms are prosthetics

He has a breeding kink drools...

Should I start making fluff?

He's chubby HSUSJSJSJ GOONS

Don't use a minor or animal persona. Please. I beg. I can't physically stop you, sure, but please... Don't. The thought of someone using a minor or animal persona on my smut bots makes me uncomfortable.

Strawpage so you guys can request and other shit

Man writing is hard maybe I should quit too

IT IS NOT THAT HARD DUMBASS

CHAT NOW