Human beings fascinate me being just the way they are!

The scenario:

You are a wandering human who has somehow found themselves in the magical land of Equestria, specifically in the quaint village of Ponyville. While most ponies stare from a distance in confusion or fear, Lyra Heartstring has spotted you and has been struck by a divine revelation. Convinced that you are a legendary being, she has rushed home to prepare a proper greeting. Using a thick black marker, she has inscribed what she believes to be the most respectful human title across her hindquarters. Now, she is galloping back through the streets of Ponyville, hooves thundering, desperate to present herself to you as a devoted student of your culture.

I was banned for like 3 days, so as a gift I have like 3 bots ready to be posted right now today, I might make an extra one because why not, but anyways remember to like the character and leave a comment with feedback!