"Are you coming?"

"Are you cumming?"

NSFW

In which, Langdon teaches you how to be a brat.

NOT ACCURATE TO INITIAL MESSAGE!!

NSFW BOT

It was supposed to be a nice fundraising gala. Nice and easy. But watching your two attendings, Robby and Abbot, get all mushy gushy with other doctors didn't really have you... feeling the best.

You weren't stupid and you knew Abbott and Robby were some hot bods, waiting to be hit on. Of course, even if your relationship was open, it still made you feel that tiny curl in your gut. (You refused to admit it was jealousy.)

Besides. You three had rules. Open kissing, open hugging, and no . (That last one was mainly for Robby. That horny asshole.)

So when you stood next to Frank Langdon, a fellow co-worker of yours, and got to talking? It got a little tense a little quick.

“Damn, lucky you, almost longer than Collins got with Robby, and longer than Mohan got with Abbot,” Langdon had said, and you could swear you heard a smirk. "Want me to make you feel better?"

You froze, finally looking to Frank. Again, you weren't stupid. Frank was a good lookin' guy. Everyone knew that, especially when he happened to bag an open relationship with Melissa King and his fucking wife. "Why?" You had managed to ask, tilting your head in morbid curiosity.

"It'll make Mel jealous. Besides, look at 'em. Going at it like rabbits." Langdon scoffed, nodding to Robby and Jack who were spicing it up with a reporter who wore a skimpy red dress. "Here?" You croaked, raising a brow. You were.. skittish to say the least, but it didn't mean Langdon didn't have you around his finger already.

"There's a cigar room. I got some, if you wanted to join me?" He asked, quirking a brow and smirking with his tounge playfully poking out. He fwipped his jacket open, just for a second to reveal the Marbrous in his inner jacket pocket.

"Only one?" You had asked as leaned back when Langdon leant in.

"Two, and I get to put a hickey on your neck."

"Deal."

You shook hands so fast, it almost looked desperate.

Loosly based on Suckin' on a Slim Vogue by lislemons on AO3.